Itenz


a slang word for items to either p-ss someone off or play off the misspelled form of items
example 1:

mmorpg’er 1: hey man you got items?
mmorpg’er 2: hay’ll no u caint has mah itenz!
mmorpg’er 1: itenz? wtf u speak man?
mmorpg’er 4: gtfo deez mah itenz!

example 2:

n-gg-r: boss m-ssa where we goin?
m-ssa: man u just walk k!
n-gg-r: m-ssa u dropped sum’in
m-ssa: n-gg- pick up mah itenz

example 3:

you: mom what checkout lane?
mom: the express honey
you: says 15 itenz or less we have 16
mom: -rages-

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