Ithaca College School of Music
the ithaca college school of music is comprised half of ridiculous talent and half of compete insanity.
pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. the faculty includes, but is not limited to: john “tavakididama” white, pablo “the most interesting man in the world” cohen, bradley “s-ss” hougham, david “eroica dynamite” pacun, frank “keep it in the family” campos, dave “the wizard” unland, ed “pianoforte” swenson, mark “look at my pecs” radice, jeffrey “hector berlioz” meyer, john “he’s not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind” stetch, etc.
the music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.
the school of music is at its cl-ssiest during its annual christmas concert, “ford fest.” on this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.
all in all, a utopia of musicality.
ps- josh “no socks” oxford.
“did you hear about the ithaca college school of music?”
“yeah, it’s so p-t-s-k!”
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