itis pill
a non-medicinal subst-tute for sleep aids currently in development. the pill contains derivatives of tryptophan from turkey, saturated fats from slow-roasted pulled pork, and powdered hawaiian punch. the result is a very powerful sleep aid.
side effects include sloth and obesity with continued use.
overdose warning: overdoses could result in a food-induced coma; something along the lines of eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and washing it down with hawaiian punch. it’s a good idea to be near a bed or la-z-boy recliner when taking this medication
i’mma take my itis pill and hit the hay.
no, i can’t go out tonight. i took an itis pill to relax and can’t even think of getting off this couch.
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