Itisaphobia


the phobia of poles (not the people!). (made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is ‘itis’)
john: “what’s your phobia?”
mark: “itisaphobia!”
john: “yeah but what?”
mark: “itisaphobia – a fear of poles.”
john: “oh!”

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