It’s just chocolate
an excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. this phrase is mostly used as a defense against the -ssumption that the stains derived from feces.
guy: how do like my room babe.
girl: it’s nice. (looks at bed sheets) why are there brown stains all over your bed?
guy: uh… it’s just chocolate.
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