its maui time


when you r licking the puss and she starts screaming so u turn into an eagle and fly inside of her open v-g-n-. after a good hour of searching you finally find that sweet spot. at this moment you simultaniously turn into the bod and make a m-ssive bust, spraying the room full of sweet demi-god cream. helps if tomatoa is the victim
her: oh yes this is so good
him: i’m going in honey
*eagle*
him: its maui time
her:*dead*
him: your welcome

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