It’s no jizz on my chin
this phrase expresses your p-ssive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. a more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say “it doesn’t bother me”, “meh” or “i don’t care”.
“if you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it’s no j-zz on my chin.”
“i’m driving by there anyway, so it’s no j-zz on my chin to swing by and pick you up.”
“hey, it’s no j-zz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don’t say i didn’t warn you.”
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