IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
the appropriate response to the unwanted question “asl?” on omegle.com or similar chat sites.
connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: hi!
stranger: asl?
you: it’s not even f-cking raining
you have disconnected.
robert pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. it was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. many twilight fans who are -~true~- fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
real twihard 1: hey, guess what? it’s not even f-cking raining!
real twihard 2: omg! ha!
fake fan: what? i was too busy idolizing edward because he’s perfect. he’s not flawed at all and i want to marry him and i can’t wait until new moon to find out what happens next!
twihard 1 & 2: … >.<
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