It’s not you it’s me
a phrase used when terminating a relationship. usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.
rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
he was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. so i called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn’t him it was me.
a nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. actually means it’s not me it’s you.
look honey it’s not you it’s me.i don’t wish to continue this relationship.
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