Itus


very common in people of african-american decent. it happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz’s.
jamal: yo, malik, lets go to dashauns house, he having a party.
malik: man, i cant. i just ate.
jamal: oh, you got itus right?
malik: yeah, i ordered some take out from mings.
jamal: that place is the sh-t, yo.
malik: mmmm…
jamal: malik. malik?…dumb-ss negro.
pr-nounced eye tus, a conditions that effects many black males, and some whites usually happens after one eats a big meal, a condition of laziness sets in. productivity is at a all time low. sleepiness sets in right after.
after eating thanksgiving dinner, dat i-tus set in on leroy, he sat on the couch and fell right to sleep.
an acronym that stands for i told u so. used in texting by teenage girls and d-ckheads that think they are smarter than you in order to rub in the fact that they were right and you were wrong.
oh she cheated on you? that’s a surprise. itus! hahaha!
diverse word; french for itus.
gotta get dat itus…

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