Ivan It Up
1) to have a hissy fit if things aren’t ironed. (read: to be -n-l…)
2) to have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.
a- dude, what time is it?
ivan- you f-cking tool, you don’t know what time it is? oh you are the most pompous -ss i’ve ever heard of. pssssh…
a- dude, don’t ivan it up or i’ll headb-tt the f-ck out of you.
ivan- i’m going to go iron my sheets.
a- i hate you.
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