Ivan McMuffin


a male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, s-xy, very perverted, helpful, and a troll. he would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. he’s always down on himself but he doesn’t know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. if you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. he would actually make you pro. he might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. he is a jerk too but he jokes around. once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your -ss
anita: i love you ivan<3 ivan mcm-ffin: i love me too<3 anita: 🙁 ivan mcm-ffin: -trollface-

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