I’ve got cheese at home


a phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. usually happens on a first “date”, but not exclusive to thus. also virtually guarantees no second date.
man in drive thru: “we’ll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet c-kes”

drive thru cashier: “would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?”

man in drive thru: “i’ve got cheese at home”

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