ivonics
the caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. make frequent use of the word, “dude,” “sup” and “football!!!” less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by w-nkstas.
aw dude, lets play some football! yee-haw!
has gained legitamancy now that webster-merriam dictionary now includes “nukular” as a proper pr-nunciation of nuclear thanks to prez bush jr.
“we must show strategery in dealing with ‘nukular’ powers”, bush said.
derived from the word “ivory,” similar to “ebonics.”
definition: white people lingo
i pride myself on being able to sound semi-articulate when communicating with a professor, however, when i’m get wit my homies, it’s like total ivonics up in herrrr.
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