Ivy League Rowing Team
an orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. one man, the c-xswain, stands and receives oral s-x while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, “stroke, stroke, stroke, hard right etc.” the woman giving the c-xswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. this forms an h position. another man lies under the woman on a triangular s-x pillow and has v-g-n-l s-x with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). on each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the c-xswain–hence the dircetions he gives, “stroke, stroke…”
“i was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an ivy league rowing team, i couldn’t look away! she was getting it in the -ss the p-ssy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. sorry bro.”
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