iWalking
the theory of iwalking consists of a phenomenon wherein one will listen to music via a portable device, such as ipods, mp3s, zunes, etc. when one is iwalking, it is not uncommon for the iwalker to reject offers of rides, as they wish to chillax and groove to the beats of their favourite singers. iwalking consists of alone time, freedom, and personal thought-collection.
mom: i can give you a ride
me: no, it’s okay, i’m just going to walk. -puts headphones in-
mom: but it’s freezing, i’d rather drive you.
me: no, woman, i’m iwalking!
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