iWanker
noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iphone/ipod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
“iphones are like p-n-ses: they’re fun to play with when you’re in private, but it’s rude to pull ’em out at the dinner table” tom gleeson, good news week
“my boss is such an iw-nker: she just can’t stop fiddling with it!”
anyone that has an iphone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iw-nker.
rajiv is an iw-nker
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