i want to do horrible things in the bed to you
d*mn tim, iwtdhttyitb
- sauna surprise
the act of taking a steamy sh*t(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter. bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy *ss.
strewn from the name lilly meaning a beautiful flower . with the uniqueness of the yon sound at the end makes it so beautiful only a true beauty inside and out could have such a name…..such as lillyon wake up lillyon, my little fairy…
legendary person hes such a jugtej
when you’re about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action. sammy: let’s eat! *stab* geoff: why did sammy have to shanksgiving the turkey? it’s completely unnecessary. claire: yeah i know, he could’ve just cut it normally instead of pretending he was […]