iyokwim


iyokwim is an acronym, meaning a word formed by the first letters of a phrase, in this case standing for “if you only knew what i meant”. specifically used when a double entendre is implied between 2 people within a larger group setting unbeknownst to the rest of the group.
additionally, ‘if you only knew what i meant’ can be whistled to the tune from the wizard of oz, ‘if i only had a brain.’ related to ‘if you know what i mean.’
the setting is at a ballpark with a group of friends. one person is going to the concessions for a hotdog and asks, ‘does anyone else want a hot dog?, iyokwim?’ another person responds, ‘i like mine covered in chili, iyokwim’. the rest of the group is confused, but the 2 having just iyokwim’d the group are laughing. iyokwim.

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