short person who enjoys wearing black and cat collars. izzye’s also enjoy bondage especially with clingfilm. they are very special creatures who don’t like being woken up in the mornings.
“is izzye coming today?”
“highly unliekly, she is probably in bed and has turned her phone off”
- i appreciate you
“i appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. when utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off. boss: “what’s wrong with you? your results […]
(v.) the act of being b*tched at. (n.) a female that is, for all intents and purposes, a b*tch. tony, your girl is buggin’ out. tell her to quit being such a iatch.
- ice cream rape
boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end. i ice cream raped my rocky road for all the marshmallows.
i catch your drift person 1-“noo what i meant was i asked my mom and she said okay!” person 2-oh icyd!