J.A.S.A.P.
jerk as soon as possible
when your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. the jerking begins
rachel – “i have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20.”
adrian – “sweet, see you soon.”
door – ‘click’
adrian – she’s gonna be back soon, i’d better j.a.s.a.p.
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