j-bomb
noun or adjective pr-nounced “jay-bomb”.
defined as:
1. two faced habitual liar
2. an outcast; f-ck up
3. that loves drama in excess
4. a mooch or leach that sucks so called friends dry of all that benefits themselves before moving on.
5. that falls in love, moves in and proposes marriage in record time.
6. completely unathletic and over weight, a mouth breather, and sympathetic crier.
that dude is such a jbomb.
ok…you’re starting to act like a jbomb. please stop…
keep your distance; dude is a total jbomb.
when you’re scanning through radio stations and you’re not sure if you’ve stumbled upon a christian station, the j-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.
dude, the singer just dropped the j-bomb! change the station quick!
noun: a jägerbomb – a shot of jägermeister dropped into a gl-ss of red bull and immediately swallowed.
stacy’s obsessive consumption of jäegerbombs earned her the nickname “j bomb”.
a nickname for someone who always brings materials necessary for jagerbombs (red bull, jager, possibly shot gl-sses, etc.) to a party. this person is extremely awesome, women want him, and men wanna be him.
nick always brings jager and red bull to the party, so we call him j-bomb. he’s so awesome!
a j-z bomb, a few ml of clearish, white liquid which excretes from the p-n-s after after playing with your self or a friend
when your bored and feel like taking a shower, ‘while im at ill also go drop a j-bomb’
a joint or “marijuana cigarette”
“let’s go smoke a j-bomb!”
slang term to jack off or m-st-rb-t- and or -j-c-l-t–n/release of s-m-n/sperm. also used as abbreviated term for j-zz bomb.
mateo: whats up landon?
landon: dude i haven’t j-bombed in days!!!!!
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