j bro

a derogatory term used to describe:

(1) a spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) a poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

sometimes used by anglo-americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward italians, jews, eastern europeans and even irish

also slang for jabroni
bro 1: “look at that j bro over there, what a wop! who let him in?”
bro 2: “i wish i knew. what kind of bro rocks an untucked black b-tton down? and hair gel?!”
bro 1: “a j bro, obviously. and chinstrap sideburns, to boot!”
derogatory only in that we could never remember his name.

a.k.a. “jay”, then “‘bro”, then ” j-bro”, “j- b-dub” (jbw), ” j-b dub-stylee” (when a sound engineer for ska / reggae band), and “jim-bo”.
original response from said character in 1995, “dude, my name is jim! ….. uhh…, you know?… james?!

j- bro has been the contraction for at least one male who’s name begins with a j and who’s name doesn’t match up with his face, causing confusion with more than one drunken musician in boston, while auditioning guitarists in 1995.
” hey j, i can’t hear my kick drum” (turn the guitar down)
” j-bro, when are you gonna buy some beers?”
“j-b-dub! doin’ sound at t.t.’s tonight?”
“iree!!! dub stylin’ j-b-dub’s in the house tonight!”
“.. whatch you godda do is relax jim-bo!”
a guy with a disproportionally large -ss. more commonly known as runners b-tt.
that dudes -ss looks way out of proportion compared to the rest of his body. thats what i call a j-bro. dayumn!
a combination of the words jiggaboo and brother and is used as derogatory word used to talk about a black person.
look at that jbro over there sagging his pants.
super awesome computer nerd who loves riding his bike on thursdays and has freakishly long legs.
see that j bro over there on his bike! man, he sure has some long f-cking legs!