J-cock


the p-n-s of a male with a name that begins with the letter “j”
jeff says “j-c-ck was very happy last night, he had s-x for the first time in a while” or “my j-c-ck is 7 inches long” or “yeah man i used j-c-ck on her all night”
a combination of c-cking out and jazzin. when you’re just chillin but also leading with the c-ck.
last night a shoko ‘jamin’ was being a j-c-ck, just chill dancin.
slang for the male genitalia comprised of german, irish and african american blood
all women, no matter what they say in church, desire the j-c-ck.

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