j-diddles
a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.
friend: what you up to later?
me: j-diddles, will p-ss through in a bit.
the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: … yes
doing the “j-diddles” means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man -rs-,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
jeff: hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
vinny: ya , theres a mouldy tw-t over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
jeff: ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
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