J.J. Abrams


synonym for f-ckhole in the trek universe.
we’re gonna make you eat our sh-t! then we’re gonna make you sh-t out our sh-t! then we’re gonna make you eat your sh-t, which is made up of our sh-t which we made you eat!

j.j. abrams – f-ck this f-cker up his mother f-cking -ss.
a complete w-nker and a tool, director and producer of several television shows and movies, most notably lost, mission impossible 3 all of which were badly done and overly complex to the point of stupidity- oh wait it was made by j.j abrams!

known most recently for singlehandedly and completely f-cking up the entire star trek timeline and canon by destroying the planet vulcan, trapping amb-ssador spock in the wrong time and killing off most of the second major const-tuent of the federation -the vulcans. he also managed to make a star trek movie that was all pretty pictures and no thinking, or moral dilemma-which is what star trek is half about- thinking!
1. star trek x1 directed by j.j. abrams-meanwhile gene roddenbery is spinning at warp speed in his grave due to the complete mangling of star trek and all that it stood for.
to completely and royally f-ck up in relation to the original work, inspiraation, or plan.
george bush really jj abrams’d the economy.
a shortened nickname for jeffrey james abrams. born in the year 1966, he is an america filmmaker, producer, actor, and composer, most popular in the science-fiction genre.
boy, i sure hope jj abrams doesn’t screw up the next star wars movie.

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