j-kob


(v) the act of being f-cked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of f-cked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. could also be someone you ridicule.
that n-gg- just got j-kobbed by the cops.
jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. d-mn that n-gg- just got j-kobbed

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