J LU
a person who has a volumed brain, but is unaware to common surroundings. they also are born with abnormally mammoth konkey that keeps them off balanced in the attempt to trot.
girl – ” why is that kid attempting to trot ”
boy- ” o thats normal he just has j lu ”
girl – ” does he have a third leg??? ”
boy – ” no thats his mammoth konkey ”
girl – ” i’m going to go meet him ”
boy – ” bad move, he’s unaware of common surroundings”
texting shorthand meaning “jesus loves you”
ttyl, jlu!
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