J. Pilot
the abbreviation for the scientific term junky-auto-pilot. junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, team j) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. it is at some point during this period that j. pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of junky auto piloting.
ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at fausto’s house with lettuce all over the floor? ohh nevermind, i remember hitting the j. pilot b-tton last night. d-mn it.
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