J. R. Rotem


a world-famous record producer and attention wh-r-. he is best known for interrupting his musicians’ radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. “j-j-j-j-j-rrr!!!” or “beluga heights!!!”
radio: begluga heights!!!
listener: d-mn j. r. rotem! i was just getting into that song!

radio: jason derülo! beluga heights!!! j-j-j-j-j-rrr!!!
listener 1: who does this song?
listener 2: d-mned if i know..

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