j-storm
south side squadrant
a holiday in the month of january, usually on a friday, celebrated by protestants while drinking a lot of beer. the day is chosen based on availability. the celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. sometimes people plan for j-storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it’s -20 out and there’s nothing to do but drink in wisconsin.
a first, j-storm was about about drinking. now it’s about seeing old friend and drinking. staring in january of 2012, j-storm has grown significantly.
the first year marty spilled his drink on the ceiling and joey took 23 shot. in 2015 chase and rae got engaged the same day as j-storm (also marty’s birthday). in 2016 angela fell asleep at the bar. in 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we’ve been doing this at j&b’s blue ribbon pub for 3 years.
joey is the official historian of j-storm.
chase is the founder of j-storm.
marty’s favorite holiday is j-storm.
pabst blue ribbon is the official beer of j-storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
marty spilled his drink all over the place and chase didn’t care because it was j-storm.
marty:”on a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you.”
chase:”j-storm”
“i had a *life event* to go to this friday but i cancelled it to go to j-storm.
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