J-Wad
a thug like no other motha-f-cka
usually is steady mobbin and f-ckin b-tches
comprised of:
1. 10% luck
2. 20% skill
3. 15% concentrated power of will
4. 5% pleasure
5. 50% pain
6. 100% not to f-ck w/ his game
person 1: man jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those b-tches wats up
person 2: dude his name ain’t jared, its j-wad motha f-ckaaaaaa
person 1: what do you think you are, a rapper??
j-wad: i ain’t no rapper, i’m a lyricist b-tch
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