J-Wagged


the 10 out of 10 on the drunk scale. what is this? getting so drunk you actually have to be brought back from life. if you please you can get so drunk at a football that you tackle a fire hydrant, puke on every inch of a bathroom stall: except in the toilet.
ex. dude i’m f-ckin gettin j-wagged tonight

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