J weed
when a non-religious individual begins to consider the existence of jesus and g-d because of a very religious acquaintance, who pushes the idea onto you. this in turn deludes you to think that everyone around you who questions your new found belief is the devil. this paranoia is similar to paranoia that is attributed to smoking marijuana.
girl 1: hey, guess what? drew invited to go to church with him sometime soon, i think i’ll go and see what it’s like!
girl 2: you are serious… why would anyone want to go to church.
girl 1: oh my g-d, you are like the devil trying to steer me away from the lord!
girl 2: you are honestly smoking the j weed, i’m gonna need you to calm the f-ck down.
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