Jabron
stupidity of epic proportions that has a totally uncool/ undesired effect.
such as systematic and creatively planned accounting fraud, known as the “enron scandal”.
a scandal that was really uncool for the 22,000 employees who subsequently lost their jobs due to the actions of greedy piggies.
maz: “skitt did you get my copy of bayonetta for ps3 that i asked you to get me with my money?”
skitt: “yeah here you go…”
maz: “skitt you brought me bayonetta for 360! and i also see you’ve managed to top yourself up on crack. you f-cking jabron”.
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referring to a jabroni or jabrone who has done something actually cool, however it is often an accident. the root of the word being “bron” as in “lebron james” combined with the word jabroni.
stewart catches an edge snowboarding right before going off a jump and lands a flip.
“nice job stew, you jabron you”
timmy picks up goldschlager cuz he’s a p-ssy. the hot chick at the party only drinks goldschlager.
“nice job timmy, you lucky jabron”
someone who is narcissistic and his or her initials are a palidrome like stephen a. smith
jamarcus gibronee: hey steve, what’s up?
stephen a. smith: john, how many times do i have to tell you? my name is stephen a. smith
jamarcus: dude your initials are a palidrome you narcissistic jabron?
s.a.s: palindroh-oh-ohmmme….what is that?
jamarcus: when something is the same backwards and forwards. my favorite palindrome is “lisa bonet ate no basil”. what is your favorite palindrome?
s.a.s: gotta be me, my initials: “s.a.s”
a guy who is well equiped, smart, hilarious, athletic.
and loves to live life to the fullest, also considered to be a pimp.
look at the awesome guy, he is such a jabron(:
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