jacation
when you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.
i just paid for a subscription to this awesome p-rn site, and invested in a sh-t load of lotion and napkins. now all i need to do is ask my boss for some time off so i can take a relaxing jacation.
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