Jack and Crash
the act of falling asleep or p-ssing out right after jackin’ off. along with this,your c-ck is hanging out and you have dried s-m-n all over your hand and chest.
after the drunk dude got home he jerked off and crashed on the couch. his dad came home and busted the dude with his boxers pulled down to his ankels and ball batter all over his hands chest and hair, and drool running down his chin..
it’s very humiliating to get busted if you jack and crash
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