Jack and Diane


noun. oral s-x immediately following -n-l intercourse.
a direct reference to the john mellencamp song, “jack and diane,” specifically the line “suckin’ on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze.” the chili dog refers to a p-n-s having come into recent contact with fecal matter, and the word “suckin'” refers to a “bl-w j-b” (f-ll-t–.)
jesus f-cking christ, anna’s breath reeks! i bet she just gave her boyfriend a jack and diane.

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