Jack Bauer Shower
improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. for a true jack bauer shower, one has to use lysol antibacterial wipes on one’s nether regions. the pain means it’s working.
dude1:”dude, you stink like sh-t dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!”
dude2: “time for a jack bauer shower!!”
reporter: “you’ve been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! how did you stay so fresh?!”
jack bauer: “i’m jack bauer.”
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