Jack Dempsey


a “jack dempsey” refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer jack dempsey flogged his opponents.
dude, i got so excited over that midget p-rn i was watching that i stole some face cream from my sister’s make-up bag and gave myself a “jack dempsey”. now my p-ck-r is sore.

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