Jack-In-A-Box


when a girls fists herself and then you put your d-ck in too and she gives you a handy.
i went to a donkey show in tijuana and the girl really stepped up her game by giving the bachelor a jack in a box.
a toy. not to be confused with “jack in the box”, a fast-food restaurant.
baby hugo cried whenever he played with his jack-in-a-box. every time jack popped out it frightened him. bad jack!
when you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn’t know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.
i was lying in bed reading the other day when rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!
a p-n-s that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.
andrew: yes, my p-n-s looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

slampiece: well i must admit, your jack in a box was a nice surprise!

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