jack knife barber


a person who performs illegal abortions. this term is used in the jethro tull song “cross-eyed mary,” which is about a very young prost-tute.
“she dines in hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
and the jack knife barber drops her off at school.”
mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

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