jack my hog
a.) street slang for stealing parts off a harley-davidson motorcycle, or stealing the entire bike. (hog = harley owner’s group)
b.) s-xual slang for masturbating a female, usually by hand.just why the female gent-taila is referred to as “hog” is not known. maybe because it is much like a hog; a hog (animal) will eat anything and a v-g-n- will f-ck anything.
c.) perverted term for masturbating a pig of which you are the owner thereof.
“hey, n-body had better jack my hog while i’m in here,” said the biker to the doorman.
bobby can jack my hog anytime, because i’ve never came so much.
as sam brushed his hand over susan’s wet p-ssy, susan exclaimed for sam to, ” jack my hog baby!”
judy was arrested because she was caught jack’n my hog off in the barn.
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