Jack n cig
where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post–rg-sm smoking feels amazing.
alex: man, i really need a cig, but i have a cough, so i gotta wait til tomorrow
mark: d-mn bro
alex: yeah, plus i have my final, so i’ll really wanna cop a jack n cig.
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