jack of clubs


c-ckney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.
oi! fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.
an idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.
‘what are you doing! you jack of clubs!’

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