Jack-of-zion


noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
a livly person who sometimes falls asleep in cl-ss. his teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. he once shot himself with a bb gun, and is scared for life.
“stop making fun of me!”-jack-of-zion himself

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