jack-off friendly
describes a girl who has many large facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of facebook stalking – as a p-rn subst-tute!
unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are j-ck–ff friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being j-ck–ff friendly.
the funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up “friendly” pictures. well, after this post, they probably do. but they can’t stop us! muahahahahaha!
-fap fap fap- – “ahh, thank you amy, for being j-ck–ff friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and….”
-fap fap stop!- – “agh!, d-mn it sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to amy’s page. you’d think that the j-panese, with their high technology, would realize that people’s monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it’s ok sayumi, i still think you’re hot.”
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