Jack Off Holiday Hour


the name says it all. it’s your holiday kids … you’ve got absolutely nothing to do … sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. its jack off holiday hour!
get me a beer, t-ts, its my jack off holiday hour.

what am i gettin into this weekend? jack off holiday hour baby!

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