Jack-Off Machine


computer/tablet/smart phone, etc. anything that you can stream p-rn with.
during my morning whack-off my j-ck–ff machine lost its internet connection.
a large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the p-ck-r.and when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
he’s in the j-ck-ff machine.

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