jack off sandwich
a s-xual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect p-n-s and m-st-rb-t-s into said bread. the c-m soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption
“hey schwa, i bet you’d really like a jack off sandwich”
“hey run to the store and get me some bread, i’m really in the mood for a jack off sandwich”
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